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So, I finally get my $200 ASUS Xonar Essence STX sound card on the weekend. Gripping it firmly in my hands while I rode in the car home from Memory Express, I thoroughly and excitedly read through the specifications and features, with little or no understanding from the two other occupants sitting around me. This was the day I had been waiting for my entire life.
Bounding from the car in one stride, I ran into the house and quickly opened up the computer case. I installed it at a feverish, yet careful pace. I didn't want anything to happen to my baby, my two hundred dollar baby.
Taking one final gander at the beautifully crafted masterpiece that found it's new home inside my rig, I kicked back in my chair, and started her up.
"I would be happy if this would work first try," I exclaimed to my intent friend sitting next to me, waving a hand to my old card, "this one took at least three attempts."
I watched intently as the screen flashed showing the post screen, and then the, "Loading Operating System," screen. And then, [i]bam[/i], right before my eyes, nothing, just the post screen yet again.
"Whatever, this was bound to happen," I said with a bit of disappointment. I saw it coming at least. A few check-overs of the wiring and the settings in the BIOS, I retried the daring feat of first start with a new component. It happened again - okay, this is weird. This time, I took out the sound card - maybe that will work. And it did.
"Crap in a hat," I breathed bending down once again to put the piece of hardware back in it's slot. Again, it crashed.
But that was just the beginning of it. After this little ordeal, I made my way into the BIOS to check if there was something going awry. I reset the BIOS to the default settings, putting certain options to my tastes. Highlighting "Save & Exit Setup," pressing Enter, Y, and finally Enter a second time, I expected more this time.
You know how the meme goes, "Nope, Chuck Testa." Only this time, without the card in, the OS crashed on the start-up. No way. No way this could be happening now.
After a little more rummaging around under the motherboards hood, I had the go over to my friends for the night, disappointed that I may have fried the motherboard.
Sunday, my dad's friend who owned an IT company came over the make his diagnosis. Software - thank goodness. A re-install of Windows 7 Ultimate was in order. No problem.
From that point on, there were no more problems. Everything was going superb. The computer was, and still is faster than ever, and it sounds great. But it sounded better earlier today. Ordeal number two, that's your cue.
Trying to figure out how to get the digital out to do 5.1 surround sound, a few issues were run into. First, it was only working in stereo, even though we were using a TOSLINK cable, and the audio manager was set to six channels. That wasn't that much, really, it wasn't because what happened next was the most devastating thing to have happened to me in the past few years.
Whilst performing test tones to the right rear speaker, my twelve-hundred dollar Pioneer VSX-33TX reciever turned off. And it wouldn't turn back on. Freaking out, my dad and I tried many methods to get it working again, but to no avail - it was fried.
Being the calm person I am, I slowly turned around and walked up stairs to my room to lie it off for a while. Shut-up, I wasn't crying. Jeez, why would you think of such a thing? I'm an adult.
All kidding aside, side affects of the receiver's processor being a bit off were seen when we bought it back off my Aunt after selling it to them. It's days had ended.
So, now here I am now, writing a very short story, listening to Hey Ocean! while I write; with my older receiver, of course. I hope you guys enjoyed reading about my misfortune, maybe even learned something. I learned that some technology can be a royal pain in the butt. But hey, what's new?



Installing new PC hardware nowdays is easier than ever! You should be able to take your new hardware, install it. Turn the computer on and your PC should configure everything for you. You shouldnt have to set any jumpers or mess with anything in the Bios. Thats all old school stuff. Glad to hear you got it all worked out.
