by SMMDigital » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:48 am
[Lawyer Voice] The following message is tongue-n-cheek. Do not be alarmed.
Goodmornin' Railworks America!
You know what makes me mad enough to suck hot lava through a stainless-steel straw? Mad enough to call up the President and ask him if he's got Prince Albert in a can?
It's the fact that we ain't got no mo-bile homes in Railworks. Now any gourd-head that gradea... graduet... passed the third grade knows that you caint model the south of the US of A without mo-bile homes! They're ubik... ubeeq... they're evrywar! We got places called "trailer parks - or as I like to call them "Tornado bowling alleys" - where they go as far as the eye can see! We even go to school in mo-bile homes. Chances are, if you live here war I do, yur pappy had one, yur maw and paw lived in one, and if you become a successful chicken catcher down at the hatchery, you'll even have one!
Now I know that Railworks has got two of em in the Root Editor, but them ain't no good. They look like something you'd put behind a REAL mo-bile home! They might be good for storing yur lawn mower, or yur coon-dog, or even for a little privacy when you wanna smooch yur best friends gurl, but they aint real USA mo-bile homes. No sir!
What we need is a few Fleetwood 16x80's, maybe even with that add-on 10x12 sunroom. Or maybe a 14x60 - still plenty big enough for you and the eight kids (the dogs will have to stay outside). Or heck, maybe we could even go real fancy and make one of them Palm Harbor double-wides, you know the ones they say can survive a huricun?
Anyway, if some of you talented modelers out there would make a few of these, or even send me some good texture pitchers so i could make them, i'd be much obliged.
Wake up Railworks America!
Come to think of it, cars up on blocks are pretty common too. And here's somethin I bet ye didn't know: in the town of Varnell, Georgia, the City Hall and the Police Department are located in... wait for it... a double-wide mo-bile home!
:)
P.S. - Take your hand off the "notify admin" button; i've lived in and around mo-bile homes for most of my life!